No love for food, personal hygiene or his father but when it comes to money...

JUMP SOME MORE GIRL

Do A Barrel Roll They Said

I don't care how much the spider has donated to charity ($5M), it's an enemy of mankind. Because it's really icky.

This guy found he could poke a knife into his eye socket without cutting himself. Weird!

Russian Man Gets His Pants On Fire

For all you youngins, floppy disks were something we used a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

No one in the goal, he could have scored , but prefered to kick the ball out so that the injured goalie can get medical attention. Thumbs up for this guy.

A quick way on how not to by this young fellow.

Screw the food chain, this cat is clearly the dominant species in this encounter.

At least you'll save on alarm clocks but you can't really throw this one across the room since it'll probably land on it's feet.

You shall not pass!